This is the tale of my past run-ins with a rather… shall we say… unskilled young man who came into my acquaintance, a Commerce/Engineering student who shall henceforth be known as Tech Support.
Now, I came to know of Tech Support during a night at a housewarming party. He seemed nice enough, rather handsome and potentially dashing. I was, however, uninterested, my […]
Inspired by a singular quality of men that I appear to attract… here are the following inappropriate puns:
“I’m not letting that male anywhere NEAR my P.O. Box.“
“Well, you should start using Hotmale instead!“
“See the problem with young technologies is that they come too fast…”
I hang my head in shame, awaiting the fair princess who will lift me from this […]
In a celebration of Post #102, I have decided to compile a list of small humorous bits and pieces which on their own would not be worthy of a post! Many of these are almost, in themselves, follow-ups to past posts, and thus, almost a retrospective! Yay!
Medical terms that I have been called recently:
Tylenol
Fertility
Some Definitions:
DateFreeze: (n.) when you are on a date and […]
In a direct follow-up to the previous post, we have another edition of…
WHERE DO I FIND THESE PEOPLE?!
Today we will examine the a sample of the various pick-up lines and flirting methods (I think this is the most reasonable explanation of what they were trying to do) that people have once used on me.
My room, 6 a.m. The phone rings.
Me: Hello?
Ben4Sex: Hey, […]
So, this fine evening, the following “interesting interchanges” went on between me and other people of my acquaintance out of the blue:
Girl With The Red-Haired Boyfriend: I have a random question for you…
Me: Go for it
Girl With The Red-Haired Boyfriend: Are you… a prostitute?
Me: Huh?
Girl With The Red-Haired Boyfriend: Are you a prostitute?
Me: What? No!
[Awkward pause]
Me: What on earth gave […]