If this outgoing decade is “the Naughties”, then I declare the next decade to be…
“The Tweens”
Kind Regards,
Forsooth,
The Oracle.
If this outgoing decade is “the Naughties”, then I declare the next decade to be…
“The Tweens”
Kind Regards,
Forsooth,
The Oracle.
Farewell fair Lady Sarah,
“Saz” as she was affectionately known
by the crowds
who come to see her today
in Trafalgar Square
Her epitaph reads: “She died a Thousand Deaths” (rounded to 1 s.f. of course).
The lady who died 852 deaths is remembered by
her faithful dogs,
possibly an iguana, a python,
hordes of chimeric hybrids of the two,
and her arch-nemesis
Sir Thilini of Foot-ah-Scray
“Grand sale, Grand sale”
Lady […]
For some unknown reason (*cough*examstress*cough*), I feel that my life is perhaps less interesting than I had hoped. Due to my recent attacks of morbid jealousy of people with “interesting” lives, as well as being inspired by recent events, I have decided to embark upon a new plan for my life:
I somehow find a part-time job in the best paying brothel […]