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If this out­go­ing dec­ade is “the Naugh­ties”, then I declare the next dec­ade to be…
“The Tweens”
Kind Regards,
For­sooth,
The Oracle.

Farewell fair Lady Sarah,
“Saz” as she was affec­tion­ately known
by the crowds
who come to see her today
in Tra­fal­gar Square
Her epi­taph reads: “She died a Thou­sand Deaths” (roun­ded to 1 s.f. of course).
The lady who died 852 deaths is remembered by
her faith­ful dogs,
pos­sibly an iguana, a python,
hordes of chi­meric hybrids of the two,
and her arch-nemesis
Sir Thilini of Foot-ah-Scray
“Grand sale, Grand sale”
Lady […]

For some unknown reason (*cough*examstress*cough*), I feel that my life is per­haps less inter­est­ing than I had hoped. Due to my recent attacks of mor­bid jeal­ousy of people with “inter­est­ing” lives, as well as being inspired by recent events, I have decided to embark upon a new plan for my life:

I some­how find a part-time job in the best pay­ing brothel […]