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Dear All,
Any­one noticed how there is not a single non-white per­son on Neigh­bours except for an extremely ste­reo­typ­ical “Asian exchange stu­dent”? No Viet­namese, Sri Lankan, Indian, Singa­por­ean, Chinese, Lebanese, Sudanese char­ac­ters.
For that mat­ter, not even any Greek or Italian char­ac­ters! This is appar­ently meant to be a show set in Mel­bourne, one of the most multicultural […]

The fed­eral par­lia­ment in Sri Lanka is loc­ated in a castle with a moat referred to as a “lake”. It may, in fact, have a draw­bridge, and some port­cullises, god only knows!
What it does in fact have is dragons cro­codiles in the moat. You know, to stop any tigers from swim­ming across…

Dear All,
The below descrip­tion does not accur­ately con­vey the depth of Sri Lankan cul­ture, but is, rather, a cri­tique of cer­tain parts of the mind­set which I find to be harm­ful. I do not dis­cuss here the warmth and friend­li­ness of the people of my coun­try, or their gen­er­os­ity, or even the fact that in spite of this […]

The Canuckistani and I saw a water puri­fic­a­tion plant today and came up with many ways to dis­pose of people. There were the “rap­ids of death water­fall man­hole”, the “mus­tard gas cham­ber”, the “skirt-eating fan of doom” and the “sludge bucket”. We hope to return some day to com­mit many a murder, some of which may be featured […]

As I’ll be off to Sri Lanka and Swazi­l­and in a couple of days for my elect­ives, I will be post­ing a travel diary of sorts, one at The Expat­ri­ate (Blog­spot) and the other at Der Aus­wan­derer (Live­Journal). These will have the same text on them, and read­ing one or the other shall be the same exper­i­ence– I leave […]

Dear All,
There was once a fish­er­man. Every day he cast his net into the lake, caught a few fish to sell in the local mar­ket. How­ever the fish were dwind­ling in the area he usu­ally worked and thus, he was forced to go fur­ther and fur­ther. One day he rowed out to the fur­thest reaches of the […]

Dear All,
I am in the Dead Zone. The time of day where no-one is con­tact­able, by phone, email, MSN or oth­er­wise. The time between four-thirty and eight, where it almost appears as if human­ity has ceased to be con­nec­ted. Right now, I feel alone. A sol­it­ary animal within my cave. As it is the Dead Zone, and […]