I am well-known as a sarcastic, sardonic, cynical type who pillories emoticons due to their use by what seem to be paedos on the internet luring poor Harry Potter fans to their doom.
Little did I realise that “<3″ would take off in the general community as a genuine term of endearment. That hearts would be touched by, well, […]
Not sure what the parents think when they walk into the kids’ part of the emergency department and get approached with this…
More inappropriate paedo jokes here
“Macaulay Culkin starred in 3 “Home Alone” movies:
Home Alone (major hit)
Home Alone 2 (derivative sequel)
Home Alone with Michael Jackson (curtailed in pre-production post casting; neither acted out nor made it to the big screen)”
Courtesy of KermitTheFrog
Time for another round of that perennial favourite…
… Pedo Jokes!!!!
So this guy is having doggy-style sex with this girl.
Midway he decides to stick it in her arse.
She looks around and says: “That’s rather presumptuous of you!“
He replies: “That’s a rather large word for a 12 year old!!”
What’s the best think about twenty eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them!
How do you […]
In a celebration of Post #102, I have decided to compile a list of small humorous bits and pieces which on their own would not be worthy of a post! Many of these are almost, in themselves, follow-ups to past posts, and thus, almost a retrospective! Yay!
Medical terms that I have been called recently:
Tylenol
Fertility
Some Definitions:
DateFreeze: (n.) when you are on a date and […]
Cel: Walk around in a fedora hat? Wait, I have a fedora hat! I have two of those!
Me: PAEDO! DOUBLE PAEDO!
Cel: The true sign of a paedo? Reading Harry Potter fan-fiction while playing a broken accordion.
After this post, and this post, it is clear to see what is happening to dear Aetherfox. So I was not all that surprised to see that he was listening to a Hilary Duff song. Upon further questioning it became clear that he had acquired this item nonchalantly as it was the soundtrack to a premium paedo website. […]