I was feeling pretty down about my depression. I was scared I had an anxiety disorder. I suffered under the delusion I had schizophrenia. The thought that I might have OCD obsessed me. I couldn’t concentrate on my ADHD and rebelled against oppositional defiant disorder. I really was in two minds about multiple personality disorder. Despondent, my suicide attempts were only borderline, […]
It has come to my attention that there appears to be a strange theme to my most listened songs in the past 3 months. Here are most of them (in order):
London Rain (Nothing Heals Me Like You Do)
Feed It
Come On Come On
Fidelity
Sad Tomorrow
That’s Not Really Funny
Ladyflash
Lies
What the Fuck
I Don’t Love Anyone
Day Old Blues
Spark
Light My Fire
Everybody Here Wants You
start again
Let It Be
The Sun is a Mass of […]
Me [to unwell patient]: So, in order to monitor your fluid balance we’re going to have to put in a urinary catheter to watch how much urine you’re putting out.
Old adorable lady with dementia in the next bed: Can I have one too?
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This is the tale of my past run-ins with a rather… shall we say… unskilled young man who came into my acquaintance, a Commerce/Engineering student who shall henceforth be known as Tech Support.
Now, I came to know of Tech Support during a night at a housewarming party. He seemed nice enough, rather handsome and potentially dashing. I was, however, uninterested, my […]
“I’d like to apply to your hospital… because I’m doing research for my new role on ‘All Saints’”
“I want to marry a doctor and become a housewife and I figured your doctors make the most money. Say, are you single?“
“Surgery is the closest thing to ‘Scrubs’, and I think it makes a very fetching fashion statement“
“I aspire to pork nurses […]
“It doesn’t require a solvent it requires the LAWS OF THERMAL EXPANSION TO BE REVERSED .. AND POSSIBLY SOME.. WATER.”
– Animal Muda
NB: Actually looking for how to unstick a cocktail shaker? Try here for probably the best advice I could find on the internet about it. Oh yes, and PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT GO […]
Six Weeks
Gwen Stefani — What You Waiting For? (2004)
Delta Goodrem — Born To Try (2003)
Black Eyed Peas — Where Is The Love? (2003)
Black Eyed Peas — Shut Up (2003)
Eminem — Without Me (2002)
I must say, these titles are gold. “Born to try”, especially.
Where is the love, indeed?
Once upon a midday dreary, while I slumbered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious mattress of bedsheets thick,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a dripping,
As of water gently dripping, dripping at my bathroom sink.
” ‘Tis some water,” I muttered, “dripping at my bathroom sink;
Only this, and nothing more.”
Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
“Sir,” said I, […]
You can’t really replace a desire for hugging and kissing with masturbation.
Sorry.