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Dear All,

I was going to write some­thing that struck me at this moment that I actu­ally wanted to post here.
It is about blog­ging. And cre­at­ing things.
Let it be known that I am not the cleverest, most know­ledge­able or most cre­at­ive indi­vidual. But some­how in 2004 I was feel­ing down after a breakup and an idea that had floated around in […]

Me: Is it slash fic­tion? I keep hear­ing people on live­journal talk­ing about how they’re writ­ing SLASH.
Mr Eccles: IT IS FULL OF SLASH. IT IS MADE OF SLASH
Me: IT TOOKSLASH
Me: IN YOUR SLASH
~fin~
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Dear All,
I pre­sume that one should not be so hasty to declare death upon an “art form” until it is indeed full of the most vile deriv­at­ive rub­bish known to man and no nov­elty can pos­sibly arise from it. Thus I am quite con­fid­ent in declar­ing the death of that “artistic medium” known as Live­Journal. For […]

Dear All,
As you can see, I am sure, I have updated “The Life of the Dire Assas­sin” with a 4,000 word post. Yes, that is almost half the length of my thesis. Scary to think, really. All in all, posts on Dire Assas­sin, I believe con­tain roughly 20,000 words. The longest thing I have ever writ­ten, by more than twice […]

Dear All,
1) What is your favour­ite pair of pants
The ones I shot Gandhi in.
2) Name the last 3 things you just did
Mas­turb­ated on your mother
Mas­turb­ated on your mother
Mas­turb­ated on your jesus
3) Do you love me? why/why not?
Sym­pathy whore.
4) Pimp, whore or cli­ent?
I pwn’d ur ass, so you bet­ter know da answ0r to that quest10n, Th-0g.
Yours,
Deutschy

For some unknown reason (*cough*examstress*cough*), I feel that my life is per­haps less inter­est­ing than I had hoped. Due to my recent attacks of mor­bid jeal­ousy of people with “inter­est­ing” lives, as well as being inspired by recent events, I have decided to embark upon a new plan for my life:

I some­how find a part-time job in the best pay­ing brothel […]

Dear All,
It is far too warm to sleep in my room tonight. 4am is the quietest time of all, and the glow from the Emer­gency Depart­ment out­side my win­dow and the small desk lamp that I recently acquired cast an almost romantic glow in my room.
My room is an exten­sion of myself, in some way. A bit messy, […]

Firstly, for your amuse­ment before I get into the rant, I have dis­covered, to my sur­prise, a site which actu­ally man­ages to have blogs that are even whi­nier than those on the dreaded Live­Journal. Yes, this site is Vam­pire Freaks, which appears to con­sist mainly of whiny goths (as opposed to the non-whiny ones) in whiny goth outfits […]