KermitTheFrog joked (with irony):
“When a diplomat says ‘Yes’ he means ‘Maybe’
When he says ‘Maybe’ he means ‘No’
& If he says ‘No’ then he isn’t a Diplomat at all!
When a lady says ‘No’ she means ‘Maybe’
When she says ‘Maybe’ she means ‘Yes’
& If she says ‘Yes’ then she isn’t a Lady at all!”
So I said:
“Horses sweat,
Men perspire
& Women glow”
And quite unrelatedly to the above was […]
“Macaulay Culkin starred in 3 “Home Alone” movies:
Home Alone (major hit)
Home Alone 2 (derivative sequel)
Home Alone with Michael Jackson (curtailed in pre-production post casting; neither acted out nor made it to the big screen)”
Courtesy of KermitTheFrog
Upon discussion with the ever-present Kermit the Frog, the following scenario presented itself deep within the Amazon rainforest:
We are walking through one of the trails in the Amazon rainforest late at night
Suddenly a wombat materialises
I trip over the wombat and fall
The wombat dies
I hit my head and also die
Tarantulas and giant ants eat everyone
Hilarity ensues
This is not dissimilar to another […]