Tag Archives: harry potter

I am well-known as a sar­castic, sar­donic, cyn­ical type who pil­lor­ies emoticons due to their use by what seem to be pae­dos on the inter­net lur­ing poor Harry Pot­ter fans to their doom.

Little did I real­ise that “<3″ would take off in the gen­eral com­munity as a genu­ine term of endear­ment. That hearts would be touched by, well, […]

In a cel­eb­ra­tion of Post #102, I have decided to com­pile a list of small humor­ous bits and pieces which on their own would not be worthy of a post! Many of these are almost, in them­selves, follow-ups to past posts, and thus, almost a retrospective! Yay!

Med­ical terms that I have been called recently:

Tylenol
Fertility

Some Defin­i­tions:
Date­Freeze: (n.) when you are on a date and […]

Cel: Walk around in a fedora hat? Wait, I have a fedora hat! I have two of those!
Me: PAEDO! DOUBLE PAEDO!
Cel: The true sign of a paedo? Read­ing Harry Pot­ter fan-fiction while play­ing a broken accordion.

After this post, and this post, it is clear to see what is hap­pen­ing to dear Aether­fox. So I was not all that sur­prised to see that he was listen­ing to a Hil­ary Duff song. Upon fur­ther ques­tion­ing it became clear that he had acquired this item non­chal­antly as it was the soundtrack to a premium paedo website. […]