Me
Sarah
Multitude of animals
Cats
Dogs
Walking aids
6-wheel frame; 8-point stick (octo-stick) – far more hardcore than 2 or 4 wheel frames or single point sticks.
Scooter with ratty Maltese dog on top and a Maltese flag waving at the side for no apparent reason.
Vehicles
Motorcycle with sidecar. Cats to sit in sidecar with small helmet or tam-o-shanter, flying goggles or scarves.
A panzer tank with […]
Farewell fair Lady Sarah,
“Saz” as she was affectionately known
by the crowds
who come to see her today
in Trafalgar Square
Her epitaph reads: “She died a Thousand Deaths” (rounded to 1 s.f. of course).
The lady who died 852 deaths is remembered by
her faithful dogs,
possibly an iguana, a python,
hordes of chimeric hybrids of the two,
and her arch-nemesis
Sir Thilini of Foot-ah-Scray
“Grand sale, Grand sale”
Lady […]