Inspired by Pet Redhead’s innovative t-shirt idea (see title), I embarked on a mission to convert those around me to my new enlightened perspective. Much like Siddhartha Gautama after he progressed from Bodhisattva to Buddha, I realised that the philosophy of “rar” must be delivered to the people of the land so that they could find enlightenment as […]
In a celebration of Post #102, I have decided to compile a list of small humorous bits and pieces which on their own would not be worthy of a post! Many of these are almost, in themselves, follow-ups to past posts, and thus, almost a retrospective! Yay!
Medical terms that I have been called recently:
Tylenol
Fertility
Some Definitions:
DateFreeze: (n.) when you are on a date and […]
Just when the idea of being awake at 5:30am studying for an exam in four hours became truly unbearable, a classic quote emerges from my Psychiatry textbook:
“Frottage is where men rub themselves against women, becoming sexually excited possibly to orgasm. These men are the scourge of mass transit systems during rush hours.”
–Foundations of Clinical Psychiatry, Bloch […]
So, I’ve been called yet another weirdo variation upon my name. Today I will summarise the ongoing weirdness that is other people and their inability to pronounce the name Thilini. Yes, I have been referred to by all of the following names.
Evil alter egos:
Villany
Tyranny
Khilini
Good alter egos:
Trinity
Ditsy yet morally neutral alter egos:
Tiffany
Thilicity
Greek alter egos:
Thillanis
One wonders why the “creative” minds involved in this […]
[p class = “Chat Transcript”]
Snipergirl: have you seen da sydney p33pZ0rs?
Sydney Girl: what?
Sydney Girl: lol
Snipergirl: the sydney p33pZ0rs. they’re a travelling circus of geeks.
Snipergirl: as in the kind who bite heads off chickens
Sydney Girl: nooo
Sydney Girl: yuck
Sydney Girl: i don;t want to see them
Sydney Girl: ahaha
Snipergirl: they’re great
Snipergirl: i saw them when they came down to melbourne
Sydney Girl: […]
And for those who are, shall we say, derisively snorting at the comments that follow the previous post, I have a selection of quite fine non-alphebetic additions to the English language that I would like to share with you.
*** Roberto. He’s just a baby.
… Patience. People often use her, and she feels quite abused as a result. She feels molested when […]
Over the past year, it has come to my attention that there are quite a few concepts for which the English language fails miserably. Unsurprisingly, many of these terms are related to love and similar disasters; as we all know, the English are hardly the most passionate species. So here are some new terms which I have […]