I have been cattacked– a catastrophe. I later turned catatonic before resorting to catstitution, ie making my cats into lolcats. After catrolling with cattitude, I catamaraned onto the following purrrn:
Q: What do you call a combination of cats?
A: A purr-mew-tation!
I next learnt, either via a translation party or perhaps AnnieCat, of the fact that “Mao” (猫) in Mandarin in fact means “cat”, […]
Me
Sarah
Multitude of animals
Cats
Dogs
Walking aids
6-wheel frame; 8-point stick (octo-stick) – far more hardcore than 2 or 4 wheel frames or single point sticks.
Scooter with ratty Maltese dog on top and a Maltese flag waving at the side for no apparent reason.
Vehicles
Motorcycle with sidecar. Cats to sit in sidecar with small helmet or tam-o-shanter, flying goggles or scarves.
A panzer tank with […]
Farewell fair Lady Sarah,
“Saz” as she was affectionately known
by the crowds
who come to see her today
in Trafalgar Square
Her epitaph reads: “She died a Thousand Deaths” (rounded to 1 s.f. of course).
The lady who died 852 deaths is remembered by
her faithful dogs,
possibly an iguana, a python,
hordes of chimeric hybrids of the two,
and her arch-nemesis
Sir Thilini of Foot-ah-Scray
“Grand sale, Grand sale”
Lady […]
Inspired by Pet Redhead’s innovative t-shirt idea (see title), I embarked on a mission to convert those around me to my new enlightened perspective. Much like Siddhartha Gautama after he progressed from Bodhisattva to Buddha, I realised that the philosophy of “rar” must be delivered to the people of the land so that they could find enlightenment as […]