Snipergirl:
hey chica
hope all is going well
are you still at southern?
wee you around i’m sure!
*se
*see
SEE not “wee“
WTF
that was the most fucked up typo ever
sorry!!!!!
4:18pm Amanda is offline.
Snipergirl:
hey chica
hope all is going well
are you still at southern?
wee you around i’m sure!
*se
*see
SEE not “wee“
WTF
that was the most fucked up typo ever
sorry!!!!!
4:18pm Amanda is offline.
Oh yes, yes it’s true.
This is what doctors do in the Emergency Department
Summer Band CampOriginally uploaded by Snipergirl
Yes, he was honestly in that position
In a throwback to the Victorian era we have the following rather “enlightened” post from our new Australian travel reporter, oh, sorry, intrepid colonial explorer, Princess Bellatrix L’Estrange of Bougainville!
The post opens with an eloquent dissertation on the extremely unexpected unappealing qualities of the sordid streets of that resort town Phuket. This is not the South-East […]
KermitTheFrog joked (with irony):
“When a diplomat says ‘Yes’ he means ‘Maybe’
When he says ‘Maybe’ he means ‘No’
& If he says ‘No’ then he isn’t a Diplomat at all!
When a lady says ‘No’ she means ‘Maybe’
When she says ‘Maybe’ she means ‘Yes’
& If she says ‘Yes’ then she isn’t a Lady at all!”
So I said:
“Horses sweat,
Men perspire
& Women glow”
And quite unrelatedly to the above was […]
“Macaulay Culkin starred in 3 “Home Alone” movies:
Home Alone (major hit)
Home Alone 2 (derivative sequel)
Home Alone with Michael Jackson (curtailed in pre-production post casting; neither acted out nor made it to the big screen)”
Courtesy of KermitTheFrog
There was a weird guy on Swanston Street (not an unusual occurrence, but whatever):
We don’t know why he was defacing posters but he was… and always the middle face on the poster! Who knows why!
Yes, indeed, it was the middle face on every photo. Check “it out”.
I felt a strange sense of existential… confusion? bemusement? je-né-sais-quoi?
Then I laughed at him, […]
Time for another round of that perennial favourite…
… Pedo Jokes!!!!
So this guy is having doggy-style sex with this girl.
Midway he decides to stick it in her arse.
She looks around and says: “That’s rather presumptuous of you!“
He replies: “That’s a rather large word for a 12 year old!!”
What’s the best think about twenty eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them!
How do you […]
There’s a cute little black girl living in the dangerous environs of Septi City. Her name? Moxie Floxacin.
She’s got 2 big brothers, C-Pro and Levo. C-Pro’s a bit of a hardcore MC in the making, and Levo has glasses and studies very hard. Her cousin Nor’s a bit of a weirdo, she really likes to hang out with little old ladies, […]
I am, forsooth, hereby back from the wilds of Bendigo!
“Watch Out”, City of Melbourne! That wanted character, SniperGirl, who can pick outlaws and renegades off at a distance with a minimum of shots to the head is back. Ready, vigilante style, detective-style tweedtrilby atop head to hunt down Bad Guys and Killers. Wearing boots of stealth and […]