Category Archives: Things Which Amuse Me :: The Adventures of Sniper Girl

Sniper­girl:
hey chica
hope all is going well
are you still at south­ern?
wee you around i’m sure!
*se
*see
SEE not “wee“
WTF
that was the most fucked up typo ever
sorry!!!!!
4:18pm Amanda is offline.

Oh yes, yes it’s true.
This is what doc­tors do in the Emer­gency Department

Sum­mer Band CampOri­gin­ally uploaded by Sniper­girl
Yes, he was hon­estly in that position

In a throw­back to the Vic­torian era we have the fol­low­ing rather “enlightened” post from our new Aus­tralian travel reporter, oh, sorry, intrepid colo­nial explorer, Prin­cess Bel­lat­rix L’Estrange of Bou­gain­ville!
The post opens with an elo­quent dis­ser­ta­tion on the extremely unex­pec­ted unap­peal­ing qual­it­ies of the sor­did streets of that resort town Phuket. This is not the South-East […]

Ker­mit­TheFrog joked (with irony):
“When a dip­lo­mat says ‘Yes’ he means ‘Maybe’
When he says ‘Maybe’ he means ‘No’
& If he says ‘No’ then he isn’t a Dip­lo­mat at all! 
When a lady says ‘No’ she means ‘Maybe’
When she says ‘Maybe’ she means ‘Yes’
& If she says ‘Yes’ then she isn’t a Lady at all!”
So I said:
“Horses sweat,
Men per­spire
& Women glow” 
And quite unre­latedly to the above was […]

Macaulay Culkin starred in 3 “Home Alone” movies:

Home Alone (major hit)
Home Alone 2 (deriv­at­ive sequel)
Home Alone with Michael Jack­son (cur­tailed in pre-production post cast­ing; neither acted out nor made it to the big screen)”

Cour­tesy of KermitTheFrog

There was a weird guy on Swan­ston Street (not an unusual occur­rence, but whatever):

We don’t know why he was defa­cing posters but he was… and always the middle face on the poster! Who knows why!

Yes, indeed, it was the middle face on every photo. Check “it out”.
I felt a strange sense of exist­en­tial… con­fu­sion? bemuse­ment? je-né-sais-quoi?
Then I laughed at him, […]

Time for another round of that per­en­nial favour­ite…
… Pedo Jokes!!!!
So this guy is hav­ing doggy-style sex with this girl.
Mid­way he decides to stick it in her arse.
She looks around and says: “That’s rather pre­sump­tu­ous of you!“
He replies: “That’s a rather large word for a 12 year old!!”
What’s the best think about twenty eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them!
How do you […]

There’s a cute little black girl liv­ing in the dan­ger­ous environs of Septi City. Her name? Moxie Floxa­cin.
She’s got 2 big broth­ers, C-Pro and Levo. C-Pro’s a bit of a hard­core MC in the mak­ing, and Levo has glasses and stud­ies very hard. Her cousin Nor’s a bit of a weirdo, she really likes to hang out with little old ladies, […]

I am, for­sooth, hereby back from the wilds of Bendigo!
“Watch Out”, City of Mel­bourne! That wanted char­ac­ter, Sniper­Girl, who can pick out­laws and reneg­ades off at a dis­tance with a min­imum of shots to the head is back. Ready, vigil­ante style, detective-style tweedtrilby atop head to hunt down Bad Guys and Killers. Wear­ing boots of stealth and […]

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