What Happens to Cordzilla in Heaven

Claremily: “In with care she would read all books in infinity in 3 weeks then we I’m so bored”

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Magnificent!

Magnificent!

This creature appeared on the Book of Faces the other day: And the following interaction forsooth did happen: D-Dawg(transdude): She reminds me of that dog in the RSPCA ad Me: HOW DO…

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The Truth About The Exam

It was on a Saturday that I was rudely awoken at 7:30 am with a forceful demand to get dressed and proceed to the hospital for an unscheduled practice exam.…

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Sartorial Style

Elcee: The Bendigo Hotel was on Gold St, near Johnston. Just east of Smith St. Elcee: It was like it appeared out of a time rift from the 70’s. [The lesbian…

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Depressio the Third, or, 14 Kinds of Really Depressing People to Be Around

View image | gettyimages.com People who are desperately trying to be interesting (but are not) People who are eagerly, grinningly pretending that they have not given up on the idea…

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How To Fail At Existentialism

Nietzsche: Ok guys most people are mindless sheep, I’m just saying, give them jobs they like and maybe don’t promote them to leadership positions? Nietzsche: OH NO RANDROIDS

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Social Evolution!

Forsooth, A Wild Gay APPEARS. It is the rare TRANSPLAID: After many BATTLES, it evolves to the bold GAYTARTAN: Its final EVOLUTION is the adorably individual PAISEXY: TRANSPLAID‘s PREVOLUTION is of course QUIOLET, which…

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Absolutely Fabulous!

I, The Drug Dealer and Puppycat are, respectively, the Fashionista, the Barista and the Hipsta of the hospital. The Three Musketeers of good fashion in the hospital, clad in excellent…

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A Jillion

I am like, a jillion years old. A jillion is a 1000 fillions. A fillion is at least 1/5 of a firefly. A firefly is about 1/2 of a season.…

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Everybody Needs a Bosom for a Pillow

It has been conclusively shown, via the power of the Internet but in particular the power of the great minds of Seraphim and myself that Our needs (the needs of…

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The Truth About Cats

The other day, Puppycat, who is a puppy who is also a cat but not one of those infernal beasts known as a CatDog, pointed out a fundamental truth: The…

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The Truth About Doctors

Doctors are vampires. They are after your blood. They stare at your jugular and palpate your carotids. They listen to the seductive drumbeat of your heart. They cut you and…

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MY TRUE SELF

Everyone knows that deep down I exist in the realm of the Lesbian Space Elves. I am probably one of those ones that ends up living on the dark sibling-planet…

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The Death of all the Bromance

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times. I was in possession of many flying monkeys, who I refer to as my ducklings and/or minions. It…

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IIMS: Soothing Relaxation Big Brother Edition

Look around you: IIMS. Imagine yourself on a beautiful beach: IIMS. The lighthouse is actually a panopticon and its eye is staring straight at you: IIMS. Think deeply about meadows:…

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