Author Archives: snipergirl

In the future I will open a Japan­ese res­taur­ant which spe­cial­ises in mush­room dishes. Its name? The Nagasaki.

So, right now, Aether­fox, as in “Aether­fox, L33t Mas­ter of Games” got totally owned by a tree stump in Neopets.

So, for the past couple of nights, me and Tynic et al. have been doing a bit of ye olde bar hop­ping, in both the city and Fitzroy. Dur­ing our wan­der­ings, we’ve noticed a couple of new spe­cies of bar den­iz­ens. That’s right, the Clones and the Fairy Robots.
Clones:
We stood in the Dean­ery next to […]

Charissa woke up on a boat with amne­sia. Not long after­wards, she met a guy and fell in love with him. Only later did she find out that he was actu­ally her… brother! How­ever by this stage she was preg­nant, and felt really screwed up about the fact that she was preg­nant with her brother’s child. However […]

Dirty dishes are like an ugly girl­friend… You only do them because you HAVE to.

You check your email 100 times in any given day.
You find this fact amus­ing enough to put in your blog.
You find recurs­ive jokes amusing.

How to make a “Snipergirl”

Ingredi­ents:
5 parts com­petet­ive­ness
1 part crazy­i­ness
3 parts ego

Method:
Com­bine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little caring if desired!

User­name:

I’ll leave it as an exer­cise to the reader to work out how accur­ate that is…

So I load up my blog for some blog­ging action regard­ing drunken exploits and I notice that the Google tar­geted advert­ising is for “Boy­friend”. Related searches? They were for “Girl­friend”.
Let me take this oppor­tun­ity to say “WTF?!?!”

Last night, I:

Made out with one of my hot gay man friends for fun while my other friends in the back­ground were going “Ewww. Gross! Straight people!!”
Almost got with some ran­dom other girl who was nice at the time (I’m on the rebound, I’m on the rebound, I’m on the rebound)

Threw […]

So, Fear­some Beret and I, as well as spend­ing this part of the pre-semester period in the same vicin­ity, are also work­ing on a movie idea of mine from back in the day. It’s a bit of “Pepi, Luci, Bom”, a bit of “Chas­ing Amy”, per­haps with some of the tech­niques of “Y Tu Mama Tam­bien. One may […]

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