Sex and marriage, sex and marriage; they go together like a horse and carriage.
It’s just as Chris Medicine also said:
There’s more to life than just kissing.
There’s also sex.
I am well-known as a sarcastic, sardonic, cynical type who pillories emoticons due to their use by what seem to be paedos on the internet luring poor Harry Potter fans to their doom.
Little did I realise that “<3″ would take off in the general community as a genuine term of endearment. That hearts would be touched by, well, […]
Dear All,
I was going to write something that struck me at this moment that I actually wanted to post here.
It is about blogging. And creating things.
Let it be known that I am not the cleverest, most knowledgeable or most creative individual. But somehow in 2004 I was feeling down after a breakup and an idea that had floated around in […]
Bobearth: Good word for money: clams.
Me: She held some clams in her clams; he took a slash in her slash.
Ew.
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I was feeling pretty down about my depression. I was scared I had an anxiety disorder. I suffered under the delusion I had schizophrenia. The thought that I might have OCD obsessed me. I couldn’t concentrate on my ADHD and rebelled against oppositional defiant disorder. I really was in two minds about multiple personality disorder. Despondent, my suicide attempts were only borderline, […]
Dear All,
I have come across some rather novel technologies and techniques in the land of “blogging”, “web development” and other “skills”.
Currently I have been tinkering with a small amount of Java Script and some Personal Home Page as well as Extended Hypertext Markup Language. I am only beginning to learn the ways of Java Script Queries and have […]
Dear All,
I have figured out a way to update here from here.
Yours,
Deutschy, well connected and faster than a speeding bullet train!