Present Day: DreamFails
I had little reason to think of such things until I had a most vivid dream. A dream that I had gone to a party at Pet0r and Eh!Steeeve!‘s place which Scam (and perhaps Ferrero/The Old Italian Grandmother) had attended. I got drunk, crawled into the neighbours’ apartment and fell asleep. I then awoke and had to carefully sneak out […]
It was not just any pus, it was bum pus.
It was surprisingly difficult to access bum pus, an intersphincteric abscess, a pelvic abscess even, high up in the recesses of this poor man’s bum.
Finally the horrid smelling pus started pouring out of its crevice next to the anus.
“I feel like clapping!” said I, delighted at the result.
“You feel […]
“All you need is love” What a fucking lie. The Beatles have more than their fair share of unhealthy messages but that is one of them.
It’s not that love is not important. It is. It’s the fetishisation that occurs in the media surrounding weddings and babies and big houses and SUVs.
Fuck where can I start. Weddings and wedding […]
Me: Are you a fan of Djokovic?
Amma: No, I don’t like Serbs.
Me: Why not?
Amma: Because they are racist!
KermitTheFrog: It’s the same reason she doesn’t like Israel
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I have been cattacked– a catastrophe. I later turned catatonic before resorting to catstitution, ie making my cats into lolcats. After catrolling with cattitude, I catamaraned onto the following purrrn:
Q: What do you call a combination of cats?
A: A purr-mew-tation!
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Dear Someone,
The prequel is the sequel; the end is the beginning is the end.
I have this memory from when I was a little girl, from before the End of the World. I am 5 years old and it is the last week of my first grade. We are playing games about fairytales. Here is the game about the Princess and […]
Not quite as intended
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