Me:
Who the fuck is Taylor Lautner and what is with his ill-fitting “too tight” dress shirts?
FOR THAT MATTER WHO THE HELL IS TAYLOR SWIFT ANYWAY?! BEYONCé probably DID HAVE A BETTER video THAN HER!
Skittlesness:
OMG are you serious?!?!? Taylor Lautner is the actor who plays Jacob Black in Twilight and New Moon!! His “‘too tight’ dress shirts” as […]
Me
Sarah
Multitude of animals
Cats
Dogs
Walking aids
6-wheel frame; 8-point stick (octo-stick) – far more hardcore than 2 or 4 wheel frames or single point sticks.
Scooter with ratty Maltese dog on top and a Maltese flag waving at the side for no apparent reason.
Vehicles
Motorcycle with sidecar. Cats to sit in sidecar with small helmet or tam-o-shanter, flying goggles or scarves.
A panzer tank with […]
“Nutmeg is awesome! Nut of Meg! Meg’s nuts!
Meg is an awesome dude!”
– Me: om nom nom roast night last night. MEAT.