Monthly Archives: December 2007

I am, for­sooth, hereby back from the wilds of Bendigo!
“Watch Out”, City of Mel­bourne! That wanted char­ac­ter, Sniper­Girl, who can pick out­laws and reneg­ades off at a dis­tance with a min­imum of shots to the head is back. Ready, vigil­ante style, detective-style tweedtrilby atop head to hunt down Bad Guys and Killers. Wear­ing boots of stealth and […]

Cute Little Old Lady (>80 years old): I’ve had my share of med­ical prob­lems… heart attack, dia­betes, blood pres­sure… I’ve broken the right hip and had it replaced, broken the left hip and had some screws put into it. You could say my hip’s “screwed up”!

Let’s dial up the defib on the CT scan STAT!“
“45 mil­li­grams of morph! I think the MRI will con­clude a psy­cho­matosis.…“
“Her pulse rate’s 47.5!“
“The vitals are crit­ical!“
“Time to call in the pae­di­at­ric car­diosur­g­oids!!!“
“Next of kin’s on the phone, what do I say?“
“Just tell them… we’re here… sav­ing lives.”

Me: the later sea­sones have too much daria being couply
Jaymz: yes
Jaymz: no-one should be coupely
Me: sea­sones? coupely?
their pre­dic­tion has come true!
we all DO speak esper­anto (or should i say des­per­anto) in the 21st century!

It has come to my atten­tion that there appears to be a strange theme to my most listened songs in the past 3 months. Here are most of them (in order):

Lon­don Rain (Noth­ing Heals Me Like You Do)
Feed It
Come On Come On
Fidel­ity
Sad Tomor­row
That’s Not Really Funny
Lady­flash
Lies
What the Fuck
I Don’t Love Any­one
Day Old Blues
Spark
Light My Fire
Every­body Here Wants You
start again
Let It Be
The Sun is a Mass of […]

Dear All,
In case you had not heard:
My Birth­day (& Return to Mel­bourne) Party Shall Not Be Held On The 15th Of Decem­ber
But rather on
some other date!
All invited.
Yours,
Deutschy.